Saturday, March 29, 2008

The Howling Madmen

For crying out loud, shut up and calm down. You people get the weirdest ideas about me. I'm here to offer my help.
What kind of help, you ask? Help beyond your wildest imaginings... literally. I represent (for lack of a better term) a collective of madmen and lunatics who favor your cause over that of your enemies. Perhaps you've heard of us, but most likely not. The majority of our enemies don't have a proper name for us; they just scream.
If you accept our help, I recommend that the sensitive among you avoid spending much time around us. Unless, of course, they want to join our ranks.

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