Should be in bed now
Writing dumb haiku instead
An overused joke
Hello, disloyal fans which do not exist because I am a meaningless lump of humanity writing stuff on the series of tubes for no good reason. No one wants to read my thoughts; they do nobody any good, and I'm not celebrity enough to have people swallow my bogus just because it's me writing it.
Of course, you knew that already. I didn't mean to insult your intelligence.
Yeah, actually I did.
I have contributed to Illogicopedia recently, but I won't tell you what I did.
Mossy Coconut Update: The Mossy Coconut is sprouting several new ferns, and we here at Mossy Coconut Inc. are very proud.
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Right, on with it then.
I'm sure I mentioned Mossy Coconuts somewhere on this blog, so I'll clarify the meaning of this all-important bit of meaninglessness.
There. That right there is a mossy coconunt. It is, as the name suggests, a coconut, cut in half, with moss growing on the cut edge. Ferns also grow on the coconut to make it look nicer. I believe that this holds great meaning and possibly is the closest humanity has ever come to acheiving oneness with the Supreme Divine Being, which most people know as Eris Discordia.
Bedtime for bonzo.
There. That right there is a mossy coconunt. It is, as the name suggests, a coconut, cut in half, with moss growing on the cut edge. Ferns also grow on the coconut to make it look nicer. I believe that this holds great meaning and possibly is the closest humanity has ever come to acheiving oneness with the Supreme Divine Being, which most people know as Eris Discordia.
Bedtime for bonzo.
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
This is getting very silly.
Once upon a time, there was a blog. It wasn't particularly interesting, so nobody paid much attention. It's probably just as well.
My name is Cainad, and yours is not. Deal with it.
Actually, my name is not Cainad, and it is not in bold letters, either. I use the name Cainad when using the interweb, because Al Gore wanted it to be used that way when he invented it.
I started this blog on a Tuesday, way past my bedtime, after reading Robert Anton Wilson's blog a few times. Although I am not yet part of the Discordian cabal quite yet, I have a strong feeling that he was a very important person. Once I get around to reading his books, my brain will hopefully ascend several inches.
I will explain the part about mossy coconuts later. Not that you would really care.
Or would you?
My name is Cainad, and yours is not. Deal with it.
Actually, my name is not Cainad, and it is not in bold letters, either. I use the name Cainad when using the interweb, because Al Gore wanted it to be used that way when he invented it.
I started this blog on a Tuesday, way past my bedtime, after reading Robert Anton Wilson's blog a few times. Although I am not yet part of the Discordian cabal quite yet, I have a strong feeling that he was a very important person. Once I get around to reading his books, my brain will hopefully ascend several inches.
I will explain the part about mossy coconuts later. Not that you would really care.
Or would you?
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