Some poor bewildered soul asked me if there was such a thing as porpoise caviar today. I hesitated, then replied that such a thing was impossible on the following basis:
1. Caviar is fish eggs
2. Porpoises are not fish
2a. Porpoises do not lay eggs
3. Therefore, procuring caviar from a porpoise is doubly impossible.
It seems some nut was trying to convince this person that porpoise caviar exists. I do not know whether to applaud this act of misinformation, or to applaud it louder.
1. Caviar is fish eggs
2. Porpoises are not fish
2a. Porpoises do not lay eggs
3. Therefore, procuring caviar from a porpoise is doubly impossible.
It seems some nut was trying to convince this person that porpoise caviar exists. I do not know whether to applaud this act of misinformation, or to applaud it louder.
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