Should be in bed now
Writing dumb haiku instead
An overused joke
Hello, disloyal fans which do not exist because I am a meaningless lump of humanity writing stuff on the series of tubes for no good reason. No one wants to read my thoughts; they do nobody any good, and I'm not celebrity enough to have people swallow my bogus just because it's me writing it.
Of course, you knew that already. I didn't mean to insult your intelligence.
Yeah, actually I did.
I have contributed to Illogicopedia recently, but I won't tell you what I did.
Mossy Coconut Update: The Mossy Coconut is sprouting several new ferns, and we here at Mossy Coconut Inc. are very proud.
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